DIM: 47.3mm × 12.8mm
REV: 3.14159
TOLERANCE: ±0.001
MATERIAL: DREAMIUM
SCALE: 1:∞
Engineer • Dreamer • Sleep Inventor

I'm Tony
Baloney

A brilliant engineer whose brain never stops—not even when sleeping. I invent the impossible in my dreams and wake up to build the wonderfully weird.

Tony Baloney - Dream Engineer

Genius by Day. Inventor by Night.

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Overclocked Mind

My brain runs at 200% capacity around the clock. While most minds rest during sleep, mine dives deeper—solving equations, designing machines, and dreaming up inventions that shouldn't be possible. Caffeine is just a formality at this point.

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Style Architect

Engineering isn't just about function—it's about form. Every creation, from wearable tech to experimental devices, must look as stunning as it performs. Fashion meets physics in everything I touch.

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Sleep Inventor

The subconscious is my secret laboratory. Every night, my dreaming mind blueprints the bizarre, the brilliant, and the beautifully absurd. I wake up with sketches of things that defy logic but somehow... work.

47
Patents Filed
312
Dream Inventions
2hrs
Avg Sleep/Night
Ideas Brewing

Inventions from the Subconscious

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Fashion Tech

The Quantum Socks

Socks that exist in a superposition of being both on and off your feet. They never get lost in the dryer.

Quantum Physics Dream Origin
Beverage Engineering

Recursive Coffee Maker

A coffee machine that brews coffee using coffee. Each cup is exponentially more caffeinated than the last.

Recursion Dangerous
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Furniture AI

The Apologetic Chair

A chair with emotional intelligence that apologizes every time you sit on it. Dreamt this after sitting too long.

AI Dream Origin
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Sound Design

Doorbell of Destiny

Plays a different dramatic orchestral score based on who's at the door. Salesmen get villain themes.

Audio AI Dramatic
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Culinary Tech

The Judgmental Spoon

A smart spoon that sighs disapprovingly when you eat ice cream straight from the container at 2 AM.

IoT Dream Origin