A brilliant engineer whose brain never stops—not even when sleeping. I invent the impossible in my dreams and wake up to build the wonderfully weird.
My brain runs at 200% capacity around the clock. While most minds rest during sleep, mine dives deeper—solving equations, designing machines, and dreaming up inventions that shouldn't be possible. Caffeine is just a formality at this point.
Engineering isn't just about function—it's about form. Every creation, from wearable tech to experimental devices, must look as stunning as it performs. Fashion meets physics in everything I touch.
The subconscious is my secret laboratory. Every night, my dreaming mind blueprints the bizarre, the brilliant, and the beautifully absurd. I wake up with sketches of things that defy logic but somehow... work.
Conceived during a fever dream at 3:47 AM. These AR glasses let you see other people's dreams floating above their heads like thought bubbles. The crimson lenses? They filter out nightmares. Side effect: you can now see what cats are thinking. It's unsettling.
Socks that exist in a superposition of being both on and off your feet. They never get lost in the dryer.
A coffee machine that brews coffee using coffee. Each cup is exponentially more caffeinated than the last.
A chair with emotional intelligence that apologizes every time you sit on it. Dreamt this after sitting too long.
Plays a different dramatic orchestral score based on who's at the door. Salesmen get villain themes.
A smart spoon that sighs disapprovingly when you eat ice cream straight from the container at 2 AM.